livinglovinoloca:

Trying to restrain my freedom?

ON MEMORIAL DAY?

UNAMERICAN!

Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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gypsiesneverlie:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

a page in my sisters diary
1dbritishirish:

bugattiboy238:


wh0r3mones:
actually pretty proud, worth suspension.

bugattiboy238: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’M LIKE THIS

why were you in school on aug 5th?
jamtastik:

wtfced:

vouisluitton:

deadstockdev:

hidefsteff:

basedfiasco:

peanuhbutta:

i do NOT understand -___-

8*(

LMAO

Bruh got that Bicycle pedal.
Bruh got that kindle.
Bruh got that 8-track.
Bruh got that wedding invitation.
Bruh got that Sega Genesis cartridge.
Bruh got that dish washer sponge.
Bruh got that floppy disc.
Bruh got the cassette tape.
Bruh got the iPhone 4S.

Bruh got that NES controller
Bruh got that dollar bill
Bruh got that Nintendo GameBoy Advance SP

Bruh got that state I.D
Bruh got that club flier on your windshield
Bruh got that cd case
Bruh got that chinese take out menu
Bruh got that scratch off lottery ticket

bruh got that 500g external drive
bruh got that ps3 game case
bruh got that mouse pad
bruh got that box of band aids
bruh got that bathroom tile